I can't figure out how to keep my socks from disappearing. I know about dryers, and their conspiracy to horde all socks for some kind of lint-cleaning-convention, but what is my excuse for losing my socks in other locations? Arguably, my underpants are smaller than my socks, so I should be losing them left and right. Right? Yet, somehow I'm only losing my socks! I'm losing them in the living room; I'm losing them in the bedroom; I'm losing them in the KITCHEN for crying out loud. Seriously, what is the deal?!
I'm tried of it, I tell you! I have had enough!! I am sick of putting up with wearing mismatched socks that are two halves of my favorites pairs! I think I am going insane.
please. please. please little sock fairy. bring me back my socks.